Toilet Paper

It has just been one of those days. Maybe it has something to do with the weather? We have been stuck inside all day because it's pouring outside. It started this morning when Josh decided to pee all over the couch as I was changing his diaper. And Diego decided to tell me, "This is why I always tell you not to change him on the couch!" Thanks dear. Later on this afternoon I was trying to work at the computer on some primary stuff when it became unusually quiet and that can never be a good sign when Josh is around. Well I think the picture below says it all. I think almost every kid does this, right?

(Please ignore the super dirty mirror. It's just water spots magnified by the camera flash.)

There is a reason why the trash can sits on top of the toilet these days. I'm positive some toilet paper was ingested at this point. I pulled out as much as I could but that stuff dissolves so fast, I'm sure I didn't get all of it. At least it's not poisonous. So I wadded up the almost full roll of toilet paper laying on the floor, gave Josh some toys, and went back to work. Once again - silence. Only this time it was followed by a strange squishy, squirty noise. I run back into the bathroom to find Josh kneeling on his soap bottle. Johnson and Johnson is all over the floor. Luckily, I had a newly acquired wad of toilet paper to clean it all up with. Now it's naptime and Josh is in bed. But what awaits for the rest of the day is a mystery.